Thursday, October 22, 2009

silly hollywood...

there's a movie being worked on in hollywood who's central character will be a bike messenger...C.O.D...

C.O.D. finds a bike messenger who is being forced by mysterious bad guys to plant three bombs, lest they plant a bomb on his family. The messenger must not only defeat the bad guys, he must evade a whole nation looking out for him

sounds like a possible "die hard" type of film is you ask me. will bruce willis pass as a messenger? anywhoo...this guy really hates messengers...

Everybody hates bike messengers. First of all, the profession attracts douchebags. Second of all, they're a hazard on the road to drivers and pedestrians alike. Third of all, they always smell.

why all the hate? i don't get it. does he not realize that the movie is set up to make the messenger the victim and hero? in any case...do me and the whole community a favor and don't be afraid to e-mail him your thoughts on his thoughts about messengers. his e-mail is devin@chud.com...i was thinking of writting something like this...

dear mr.faraci,

F*CK YOU...peace.

your friendly dispatcher,

j.dot

...im sure you cats can come up with better things to say...peace.

1 comment:

Jeff said...

"Paramount has hired Carl Ellsworth to tackle the story. Ellsworth wrote Last House on the Left (the remake) and Red Dawn (the remake)."

The writer for this is most notable for writing remakes?